I'm needy like that.
Also, my favourite toy is an awesome white nylon bone with a tasty jerky filling which if I chew and chew and chew I might manage to get to some time next millenium. This is another reason I'm sure my parents hate me because they keep taking the bone away from me after I rattle it on the tiles too much.
And then Daddy looks at me like this:
He's a lot taller than me.
I lost my new treat ball under the TV stand yesterday and Mummy didn't get it out before she left to go to work and that was cruel too.
I like licking toes to say hello, and when Mummy or Daddy let me out of my crate I lie on their feet to say hello. If they ignore me, I wriggle under their feet so that they HAVE to pat me.
Here's another thing. Mummy gives me a bath ever so often. I don't really like getting wet but she keeps doing it. And sometimes she submerges herself in water too! I'm not sure this is a good idea so I whimper at her a little to make sure she knows that I care, and I make sure I check on her every few minutes.
I'm still not allowed in the bedrooms, but I'm working on it. I figure if I look pitiful enough maybe one day they'll give in.
My fur is growing back on my leg where they shaved it , although I still look a little silly. Mummy says she's going to book me in to get groomed again but she's been very busy.
Apparently Mummy and Daddy are going to build a house next year and I will have a garden to play in! I am very excited about that, as when I'm outside I go completely crazy and run around like a mad thing. I am much faster than even Daddy when he sprints, and I love going for runs with Mummy. She hasn't taken me for awhile because she has shin splints, but she still takes me to the park.
One day I fell in the creek and I got really really wet !
Hey Lily - so you have hacked her google account at last - well done! I hope to hear more from you.
ReplyDeleteSigned
a true dog lover
this was hilarious, thanks Lily :D
ReplyDelete