Last time I was coerced into going to Moo Free Burgers (hopefully the only time) I prepared in advance by having a large juicy steak at the house. This time, I decided to have a vegan gelato, choosing the fruit version as I thought that "Vegan Whipped Cream" and "Vegan Chocolate" looked a little bit dodgy. It was still only chopped fruit on a little bit of very runny white gelato which tasted distinctly of coconut, and it cost me $10. I'm sorry but I could do a much better job at home!
I am considering buying an ice cream maker for such things. On principle alone.
I tried to feed Lily some orange and she stuck her nose in the air and refused to go near it. When I said "Eat" she grabbed it in her mouth and then spat it out in disgust, horrified with me for tricking her in such dastardly fashion.